LASSIES Sue NASA

LASSIES Sue Nasa

By Paul Stanner

BREAKING NEWS !! BREAKING NEWS !!

Dateline : Houston , Tx. 10 23 19 

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Feminist Lawyer W.E. Bustnutzz announced today that she has filed a lawsuit against NASA on behalf of the LASSIES { Lady Astronauts Space Society for Intergalactic Equality } It seems that while out on their spacewalk taking care of business the Man In The Moon whistled and  --- GASP !!! --- winked at them. The LASSIEs were so distressed at this heinous act of patriarchal sexual violence that they had to seek a safe space in space. Ms. Bustnutzz commented that " NASA had better deal with this problem quickly or the LASSIEs would not continue to work. She also assured NASA that a boycott on the purchase of all astronomical equipment would be launched. Ms. Bustnutzz continued her diatribe with a very direct threat against The Man In The Moon stating that if his insulting behavior continued she would " have his nuts in a jar on her fireplace mantle. " That sounds like a threat of gender violence to me. As we all know when women refuse to work nothing much of any negative consequence happens. Neither The Man In The Moon or the astronomical equipment dealers seemed terribly concerned about Ms. Bustnutzz threats. Yes yes I know those were editorial comments .It's my blog so I can do whatever the Hell I please. 

Stay tuned for further developments as the LASSIEs wage their noble struggle against the Inter-Stellar Patriarchy .

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